Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO

This guy is my hero.............

Condosan wrote:This guy is my hero.............

That fricken hilarious

Ahhhh
Peace
Love

and.........

Pavement!

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat, an Obama supporter and a Notre Dame fan... but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to be Bush's fault.

Now thats some funny sh---t I don;t care who you are hahaha ce

Condosan wrote:

It's amazing how the left always says the right or Beck is making shit up and lying. I guess we can all see who does what in reality.

Remember when you were a kid and when someone farted the old saying. The first one who smelt it delt it! Well the with the left it's the first one to call out Liar is the liar

Does anyone know what an "E" after a trade symbol means?

ndssomluk wrote:Does anyone know what an "E" after a trade symbol means?

nevermind

60 Minutes .... check it out ... http://www.cbs.com/primetime/60_minutes/video/?pid=H2v3z7UL4OGn3b3o94HvThDzd5w1o89y&vs=homepage&play=true

Hank wrote:60 Minutes .... check it out ... http://www.cbs.com/primetime/60_minutes/video/?pid=H2v3z7UL4OGn3b3o94HvThDzd5w1o89y&vs=homepage&play=true

Can I get one of these computers at bestbuy?

This is one of my all time favorites...

egotarian wrote:This is one of my all time favorites...

Thats unbelievable!

egotarian wrote:This is one of my all time favorites...

Dumb shit.

NSFW

brief history lesson for my friends…

For those that don’t know about history . . . Here is a condensed version:

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1 . Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. Those became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jack@$$.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller.. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living..

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today’s lesson in world history:

It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to pi_$$ them off.

And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self

Who cleared the room!?


Biggy...did you fart?

Maybe...
but this place always has had an odd odor...

Best Wishes to Everyone for the Hoildazes...

Deos anyone like fishing? I found some good looking Lures on Ebay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290516516014

No such thing as Santa?!!