Pffft! OMG ROTFLMAO

Pocket change wrote:

just spit out my ice tea ya bazturd! LMAO

PUEBLO, Colo. (AP) — Police say a suspect in a Colorado home invasion had the evidence written all over his face.

A tattoo on the upper lip of 20-year-old Anthony Brandon Gonzales led to his arrest last week in the home invasion of an Elvis impersonator in Pueblo County.

A witness told police that one of the invaders had "East Side" tattooed on his upper lip. Gonzales also has a "13" tattooed on his chin in the shape of a goatee. According to an affidavit, the tattoos were visible even though Gonzales was wearing a mask.

Gonzales was already in jail on a separate drug charge. Police have now charged him with the April burglary, too. Sgt. Eric Bravo said his distinctive tattoo led to the charge, saying, "it's hard to miss him."


Heres your sign.....

Pocket change wrote:PUEBLO, Colo. (AP) — Police say a suspect in a Colorado home invasion had the evidence written all over his face.

A tattoo on the upper lip of 20-year-old Anthony Brandon Gonzales led to his arrest last week in the home invasion of an Elvis impersonator in Pueblo County.

A witness told police that one of the invaders had "East Side" tattooed on his upper lip. Gonzales also has a "13" tattooed on his chin in the shape of a goatee. According to an affidavit, the tattoos were visible even though Gonzales was wearing a mask.

Gonzales was already in jail on a separate drug charge. Police have now charged him with the April burglary, too. Sgt. Eric Bravo said his distinctive tattoo led to the charge, saying, "it's hard to miss him."


Heres your sign.....

LMAO!!!

Now I am going to be hungry for chicken for a week with this song stuck in my head.

Unnecessary Censorship - LOST Edition

Mornin all

Condosan wrote:Mornin all

mornin pig

Hey everyone dont forget tomorrow June 4th is National Doughnut Day!

Condosan wrote:Hey everyone dont forget tomorrow June 4th is National Doughnut Day!

Somewhere back in the late 1940"s early 50's... i remember reading this on the side of a Doughnut box:

As you ramble on through life my friend
remember and keep this your goal
Keep your eye upon the Doughnut
and not upon the Hole
------------------------------------------------------

Doughnut Day event created by the Salvation Army in 1938 to honor the women who served donuts to soldiers during World War II.

just what the world needs...

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2010/06/best-headline-ever/

bigrayyy wrote:just what the world needs...

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2010/06/best-headline-ever/

They have 3-D porn? How cool is that?

goldenrod wrote:

bigrayyy wrote:just what the world needs...

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2010/06/best-headline-ever/

They have 3-D porn? How cool is that?

Booooya!!

always wondered how the ape 'round these parts picks his stocks...think I just found out!

http://monkeythrowdart.blogspot.com/2010/06/swimming-against-may-tide.html

bigrayyy wrote:always wondered how the ape 'round these parts picks his stocks...think I just found out!

http://monkeythrowdart.blogspot.com/2010/06/swimming-against-may-tide.html

apes gotta make a livin some how

ndssomluk wrote:

bigrayyy wrote:always wondered how the ape 'round these parts picks his stocks...think I just found out!

http://monkeythrowdart.blogspot.com/2010/06/swimming-against-may-tide.html

apes gotta make a livin some how

At least the monkey is throwing darts instead of flinging other objects

Condosan wrote:

ndssomluk wrote:

bigrayyy wrote:always wondered how the ape 'round these parts picks his stocks...think I just found out!

http://monkeythrowdart.blogspot.com/2010/06/swimming-against-may-tide.html

apes gotta make a livin some how

At least the monkey is throwing darts instead of flinging other objects

GOTTA WATCH DEM MONKEYS...

Seen todays news?
http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/06/04/lol-the-reoccurring-prop-newspaper/

Its no laffin matter but this about sums it up

Condosan wrote:Its no laffin matter but this about sums it up

As funny as that is it's so real it's not funny but I better watch it again cause its funny. Huh

ndssomluk wrote:

Condosan wrote:Its no laffin matter but this about sums it up

As funny as that is it's so real it's not funny but I better watch it again cause its funny. Huh

monkey logic...

Condosan wrote:Its no laffin matter but this about sums it up

Wouldn't be one bit surprised.

After all, they did pay big money for school and learn to look down their noses at people who change their tires. If only us little people would fall off the face of the earth, it would be a better world.

bigrayyy wrote:

ndssomluk wrote:

Condosan wrote:Its no laffin matter but this about sums it up

As funny as that is it's so real it's not funny but I better watch it again cause its funny. Huh

monkey logic...

Well Rayyy, they did try throwing crap at it.

Hank wrote:

bigrayyy wrote:

ndssomluk wrote:

Condosan wrote:Its no laffin matter but this about sums it up

As funny as that is it's so real it's not funny but I better watch it again cause its funny. Huh

monkey logic...

Well Rayyy, they did try throwing crap at it.

then they should'a brought NDS in and have a pro do it!

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2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
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8 - If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.
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15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever... So far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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And an all time favorite-
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Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.